Monday, 11 February 2013

Adieu, Loretta

Sadly, Geoff's goldfish, Loretta has left the building.  She was a strapping gel of several kilograms, a tad more than the standard goldfish weight of 10 grams. Bariatric surgery, Lite'n'Easy home delivery, and Berlei foundation garments were of no avail.  But it was a good life, well-lived.  She had a befitting farewell at Wimbie Beach, NSW on 10 November 2012.  Au revoir, Loretta.  Derp derp.
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  1. Anne and Geoff11 February 2013 at 17:16

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  2. Anne and Geoff11 February 2013 at 17:17

    Cardinal Pell for Pope!

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  3. Unknown16 February 2013 at 17:41

    Loretta? Never saw her. Is/was Geoff a closet goldfish tank owner? He was never the same when he lost the shorts and long socks.

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  4. Cousin Bob27 February 2013 at 20:55

    It's not quite gold is it? Looks more like a common sea toad! Should have gone to Wimbie Beach much earlier...(concerned brow furrow)

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